ResinHouse: Lysle's Visit 7: The Phone Call

RING!!! RINGG!!!!
Kurama: If this is a toy, it is not a pleasant one.

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Kurama: No more sounds. Ah. Too bad. I would have liked to figure out how to stop it myself.

RINGGG!!!! RINGGGG!!!!
Kurama: Oops! (drops phone into his sleeve)

RINGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Kurama: (sigh) Enough. What is one supposed to do with this?

(He starts touching it all over and accidentally flips the lid open.)
Voice: About damned TIME you picked up! I've been calling forever! Did you get there okay? We've been worried! (*silence*)

...Hello? HELLO?

Kurama: Ah. Hello. Who am I speaking with?
Voice: HelloHELLO!
Kurama: It is difficult to hear your tiny voice--
Voice: Don't you DARE put me on speakerphone! You know I hate that! Just put it up to your ear like a normal person!

Kurama; That would be a tiring position. I can hear you better like this, however. I have taken on human form often

Voice: Hey!? You're not Lysle. Where's Lysle, and what have you done with him? Are you a mugger? Did you mug Lysle?!

I'll have to hunt you down, scumbag!

Kurama: --to keep some of the abilities even without the curly ears. Oh. Are you human?

Voice: Who am I talking to?! Where's Lysle!?
Kurama: Ah. I am remiss. Gomenasai. My name is Kurama. Greetings. And who is it that I am conversing with at this time?

Voice: The name is Ichigo, and you'd better remember it, because if you've hurt Lysle, you'll want to know what name will be the
last scream from your lips!

Kurama; The new boy here? He is in pieces at the moment.
Ichigo: WHAT?!
Kurama: He is fine, however. I do not think that being left in the freezer yesterday caused any real harm.
Ichigo; FREEZER?! What the...?

Kurama: Oh, you will be pleased to know that we checked, and he is still a male, despite the long hair. We are looking for his own hair today.

We should find it -- unless it has been discharded. Or obliterated.

Ichigo: Still MALE?! Long hair?! What the Hell have you done to him?!

Kurama: And you should know that he was only unconscious for a short time last night. It does not seem to have affected him.

Hmm. I think now that I did not look for bruises...

Ichigo: Bruises?! You sadistic--

Kurama: Why are you yelling? As I understand it, the child was already broken upon his arrival here.
Only a slight bit of additional damage has been inflicted--
Ichigo: Oh, I'll be inflicting plenty of damage...on YOU!

Cal: ??? Hey, furball! You use phones? Who are you on with?
Kurama: -- Some easily excited person named Ichigo....
(*wordless yelling heard through the tiny phone speaker*)

Kurama: I was using that device!
Cal: Well, well... My lucky day....
Ichigo's voice: What? Who? --Wait just a damned minute! Not YOU!!!! You warped little evil rat--

Cal: Why, hello, Daddy Dearest! How's the love-life going along?
Ichigo: It's GONE! I have a few choice words for you about your little GIFT, you--

Cal: Aww, come on, Ichigo. Are these the kind of sweet nothings you whisper into the ears of your beloveds?
Ichigo: I'll DETACH your ears! You slimy little-- What have you done with Lysle? Where is he? Put him on the phone right now!

Cal: No, your little protege doesn't really want to talk to you, you know. He thinks you're a jerk, too-- He said so...
Ichigo; Like I would believe that... (*thinks: Wait...the little punk just might...*)

Ichigo: (*mentally shakes himself*) Doesn't matter! If he comes back here with one rope burn on his body, so help me,
I'll come up there and personally see to your slow and painful destruction!

Cal: I'm SO sorry, that position has already been filled. See 'ya around, Lover-Boy....
Ichigo: *sputter*

(He snaps the lid down, breaking the connection, and stares at the phone for almost a full minute.)

Cal: Still a hothead. No rope burns, huh? I can do that-- Here, furball, gnaw on this for awhile! (He flings the cell phone back over his head.)